So we transfer our screw-and-fondle energy into our smartphones—often with disastrous, humiliating results. Dirty texting might be the easiest method of being horny over the phone. But let's start with the basics: typing titillation.

It always seems like a great idea to fire off something creepy and desperate when it's late and you're wasted, but to the sober recipient, it just comes off as creepy and desperate. Believe it or not, things you type on your phone can actually lead to sex with an actual person in real life! Just don't do it with no warning, like dumping out some giant bucket of condoms and sparklers.

Go for a steady drip of innuendo, leading up to arrant raunchiness.

Don't be afraid of talking about your "dick," and "where you want it to go," .

Space is tight, sure, but better to split your message up into parts than cram it all together like some kind of middle school lobotomy patient.

If you want to keep your sexting a covert operation—say, from the prying eyes of a girlfriend or other person who would rightfully kick your ass—change your sext partner's name in your contact list. Make sure to disable text previews on your lock screen, too.

This sounds trivial, but disabling read receipt for i Message means not having to rush the smut.If you can see when your sexter has read your message , the angst could kill the mood.Badoo is 'not a dating site' - but the social network 'for meeting new people' seems to work rather similarly to one...although in a recent poll, 30 per cent of UK users admitted to meeting someone for sex via the site The privacy settings of the site are still a potential issue for some users.By default, your email address is open and searchable to the world - potentially letting partners know that a spouse might be seeking additional company.We all want to have sex with each other all the time, but we can't. As stated when we groped this topic last summer, the pure, true definition of sexting is acting out your super-cool fantasies via SMS (or i Message).